A Unique Talent

Me: Is that bug on the inside or outside of the windshield?

Him: It's on the inside. Use your finger and squish it.

Me: I'd rather not. Hand me that piece of paper in the visor. 

Him: No, it's a coupon for a restaurant.  Use one of the million napkins you have hidden in your car      somewhere.

Me: Just hand me that stupid paper.

He hands it over. I gently scoop the bug up on the paper, roll down my window and it flies safely away on the breeze.

Me: See? That takes some skills. I definitely got me some awesome bug skills.

Him: Yes, but you could use some extra classes in spider skills.

Me: Shut up.