What Color is a Firetruck?

I have a cure for the F-bomb. Some people think that by saying alternative f-words such as: freakin’, frickin’, friggin’, forkin’ (my personal fav), fudge, fetch, or any variant of the aforementioned f-words that it makes up for not saying the classic oh-so-shocking one. If you think it, you may as well say it IMHO. I remember the first time I flew abroad and left my conservative home state. The f-bomb is a regular part of vernacular outside of My Sunnybrook Farm (inside joke).

I think if someone really and truly considers the f-bomb to be vulgar and they feel the need to cure themselves of this colorful habit, then I suggest saying “fire truck” instead of the f-bomb. For examples:

Yo mother fire trucker….
Fire truck you
Fire truckin’ jerk
What the fire truck was that?

Do you think this will catch on like some new fad? I know I know, fire truck that.

(*Re-posted from a previous blog)