Public Flatulence Safety

I'm just going to say it outright.

There are times that I'm walking in a public place e.g. store, etc. and I KNOW I just walked through someone's fart. It's like an invisible poison vapor that hangs there ready to trap an unsuspecting, innocent bystander. Like tonight, hubby and I were walking in Barns and Noble behind a crowd of people, when I turned to him and said, "Ewww, I just walked through someone's fart." It was choking.

I really wish that fart mist would change colors in the air (think of that pee dye used in swimming pools) so if we walk around a corner in a store, we could AVOID THAT GREEN FART CLOUD.

Yeah, I know it's natural and everybody does it, but coming upon some random stranger's essence of butt haze is hazardous to my health, I swear.

I am grossed out.