The Shower Debate

There is a certain debate that I've heard on and off for about 10 years.  It makes me laugh due to the fact that people actually debate this topic:  Is it okay to pee in the shower?

Now first and foremost, I don't particularly care to be that intimate with people to know whether or not they urinate in the shower; consequently, I don't see what the big deal is.  Urine is actually sterile.  Unless someone has a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) or some other genital infection, it is sanitary.  Besides that little factoid, it's liquid and it goes down the drain nice and neat.  So again, who gives a rip if someone pees while taking a shower.  Men even have the ability to aim for the drain (yeah they probably don't exercise that ability, but it's still a cool idea).

I do take issue if someone over the age of 2 or 3 chooses to purposely defecate in the shower and/or tub. That's just nasty. Chances are the toilet is merely two feet from the washing area, so one really should do that business in the toilet.

So with all that being said, I am brave enough to publicly admit that if the urge hits while I'm taking a shower - I will make a golden waterfall. Yeah, I said it.  Just don't take a shower with me if you can't handle the truth.